Welcome to summer ... without chemicals

Well, I suppose it had to happen eventually. Here's a sunscreen package I spotted in the shops just the other day:

Apparently you can now purchase things made without chemicals. Srsly. And here I always thought that mixing anti-matter with matter would bring about a catastrophic failure of the universe, resulting in the same universe's immediate lack of ongoing existence, but apparently I'm wrong on that point.

You can purchase this chemical (matter)-free material for less than $20 Canadian, probably in any number of fine establishments that scoff at the laws of physics.